Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Best place to pick up guys in the lowcountry: The Ice Palace



I think the title gives it away, but I've concluded that the best place to get some shoutouts and holla's is none other than the N. Charleston Carolina Ice Palace!

Now will these guys have some creeper tendencies? Probably so!

Is there a chance that they will miraculously need to break in the rink until you miraculously skate by? Probably so!

Will this happen about 1000 times while you're there? Probably so!

Will there be attractive but creepy friends peering from the table outside at you when they think you're not looking? Probably so!

Will you get whistles, hollas, and flirty conversation start ups, that despite your clear conveyance of "I'm not interested!" refuses to stop? Probably so!

Will they ask for you phone number? Probably so!



But despite all of these FABULOUS opportunities, will lovely ladies meet the man of their dreams? Probably not! :(

1 comments:

Sarah said...

it could be worse.

you could actually go on a date with these creepers.